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Sunday, April 22, 2012

Locked with a prostitute

This would be a plot for a superhit comedy if it was not a tragedy.

What: A railway officer staying in railway quarters in Parel, Mumbai is home alone as his wife has gone to her parent's place with kids. He decides best way to spend time is to bring a prostitute home. But the poor guy had no idea that his wife suspected him of having an affair behind his back. So wife goes home at 2:30 in the morning to catch him red-handed. Our hero panics after hearing door knocks and wife calling in the midst of his act. He doesn't open the door for her. The wife gets even angrier and locks the door from the outside and leaves.

What happened after is beyond wildest imagination. Our hero hangs a saree from his third floor window gets down the saree and tries opening the lock but doesn't succeed. Then he tells the prostitute to also come down the window using saree and go home. But the prostitute is not as athletic as he is. The woman slips from second floor and falls on the ground, suffering a lots of injuries. The hero calls watchman and shifts the lady to the society gate. Then tells watchman that he will go and get either taxi or ambulance. But he instead flees to Titwala (a Mumbai suburb with very famous Ganesha temple) to seek help from the divine lord. In the mean time watchman gets tired of waiting and calls police control room. The prostitute is then taken to hospital but dies of excessive bleeding due to this delay. From Titwala, hero goes to his in-law's house in Kurla to seek forgiveness from his wife. When he returns to his home by noon, he comes to know that Police are looking for him and then he surrenders to the police. Here is the original story in लोकसत्ता and here is a follow-up.


Why its here: Was our hero thinking of Guinness record for maximum number of stupid acts one can do in one night?

2 comments:

  1. "This would be a plot for a superhit comedy if it was not a tragedy." Indeed :)

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  2. this happened in the building where my brother lives. I got to hear about the whole story from my mother and brother. as I heard it I felt really bad for the prostitute. whatever she was she didn't deserve to die like this. Yes, its stupidity what that guy did but after hearing it from someone who saw the dead body of that women it feels remotely funny

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